A Wife's Romantic Text
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband,typically non romantic, replied
I am on the toilet. Please advise