An Aussie Phone Conversation

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"Hello, is this the police?

"Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wozza. I think he's hiding large amounts of cocaine inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call."

The next day, police officers descend on Wozza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wozza and leave, whom doesn't know what the hell is going on.

The phone rings at Wozza's house.

"Hey Wozz mate, Did the cops come!?"

"Yeah the did! What the hell was that about!?"

"Did they chop up your firewood!?"

"Yeah...?"

"Happy Birthday buddy!"

"Ahh Maaaaaaaate!!!! Thanks!"

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