Blind man in a bar

4 shiney stars

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting  there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,  'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair
-- given that you are blind that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Nah . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


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