It's just so Black & White

4 stars
A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop, the son picks up a Carlton footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Carlton supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfields and says, "Go talk to your mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Carlton footy jumper in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father.

"Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his dildo and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (the remand centre). The mother turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes knackers I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Carlton supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood pricks.
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