It's just so Black & White
Off goes the little lad with the Carlton footy jumper in hand and finds his mother.
"I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".
Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father.
"Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his dildo and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (the remand centre). The mother turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes knackers I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Carlton supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood pricks.
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