Lifesavers

4 stars
A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began :

'Red..............cherry,'

'Yellow.........lemon,'

'Green...........lime,'

'Orange........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured Lifesaver.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' he said, 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver, and yelled,

'Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.. They're arseholes!


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