A Wife's Romantic Text

4 stars

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband,typically non romantic, replied
I am on the toilet. Please advise

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