Children's science exam answers

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Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.  Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.  Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.  Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?  A: Keep it in the cow.  Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are in a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.  Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.  Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental  Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.   Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.  Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.  Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.  Q: What does 'varicose' mean?  A: Nearby.  Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.  Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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