Classic Scottish Insults |
Aye, some absolute beauties in here laddie. Enjoy
- She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
- Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
- Had more hands up her than sooty!
- She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle
- It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
- She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
- I wouldn't ride her into battle.
- Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
- I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole
- Mair chins than a Chinese phone book
- She smells like an alkies carpet
- She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
- It's like shaggin a pail of water.
- It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!
- She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
- Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
- Face like a sand blasted tomato
- Arse like a bag of washing
- She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
- She's seen more helmets than Hitler
- Face like a stuntman's knee
- She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
- Like opening the window and shagging the night
- She's seen more cockends than weekends
- I left her with a face like a painter's radio
- Fanny like a clown's pocket
- Fanny like a Hippo's yawn
- She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
- I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
- More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
- Face like a blind joiners thumb
- She's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
- She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
- Even the tide wouldn't take her out
- Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
- Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
- Pish flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags
- She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
- A c*nt like a burst couch
- A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
- She's had more seamen than Saltcoats
- She's seen more stiffs than Quincy !
- She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi!
- Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun
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