|Why I fired my secretary||Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for... more>>>|
|Out of gas|| |
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
Just at that moment, a bee fle... more>>>
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|Church Bulletins||Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins... more>>>|
|Before Marriage vs After Marriage||Before marriage.... . |
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
|Petty Bureaucrats||A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the fa... more>>>|
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|Weight Loss Program||A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.|
The next day, t... more>>>